“Be the change you want to see in the world”

"He who dares, wins"

"I like to think of myself as The LAW but I doubt it’ll catch on..."

"My friends entered a cinema screen and I went to the toilet and couldn’t find them when I entered the screen because it was dark. I fell over some seats at the back instead..!"

"I was in a French lesson and someone told the teacher it was my birthday and she made the class sing ‘Happy Birthday’ in French..."

"I was about 14 or something and I went to a war museum with my dad and fused all the lights in a helicopter by fiddling with switches…in my defence they were just asking for it."

"This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time"

"Girls with an ass like mine, don’t talk to guys with a face like yours."

"Let’s just say it wasn’t fun and it is definitely going undisclosed."

"The future is just a concept we use to avoid living today"